Guess Who Said That... (2/12)

"Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it."

• U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell
• 36th U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson

"Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening."

• 41st U.S. President George H.W. Bush
• 42nd U.S. President Bill Clinton

"I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress."

• 40th U.S. President Ronald Reagan
• Founding Father Benjamin Franklin

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

• American humorous social commentator William Rogers
• American writer Mark Twain

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs, who, however, has never learned to walk forward."

• 32nd U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt
• 18th U.S. President Ulysses S. Grant

"You know nothing for sure...except the fact that you know nothing for sure."

• 35th U.S. President John F. Kennedy
• 42nd U.S. President Bill Clinton

"If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome."

• 44th U.S. President Barack Obama
• 34th U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower

"My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers."

• 39th U.S. President Jimmy Carter
• 46th U.S. President Joe Biden

"Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else."

• Political commentator & former political analyst for Fox News -- Tucker Carlson
• 36th U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

• 40th U.S. President Ronald Reagan
• Former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger

"You may have seen I recently launched a Snapchat account. I love it. I love it. Those messages disappear all by themselves."

• Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
• President Donald J. Trump