How well do your friends know you Quiz Template

What career did he want to pursue as a young child?

• Paleontolgist
• Range Scientist
• Weatherman
• Police Officer

What instrument did Jacob play in marching band where he always played the melody he heard instead of reading the music?

• Clarinet
• Sousaphone
• Trumpet
• Saxophone

What was his first job?

• Burger King
• Scheels
• Bag Boy at Hornbachers
• Lifeguard

Where can he not fall asleep?

• A hospital waiting room
• trick question, he can sleep anywhere
• An airplane
• Watching 'The Office'

What's his biggest pet peeve? (that Jinny does, because "I'm a very tolerable guy")

• listen to South Park songs while making cake
• mouth noises
• leave things out. everywhere.
• her laundry mountain

As a child, Jacob got a beta fish for his birthday. He woke up the next day to a dead fish. How long did he cry for?

• He didn't. Jacob doesn't have emotions
• Just a few minutes
• All damn day
• Until he got a new fish

How old was he when he became a real Daddy? Not just because it's funny to call him that.

• 24
• 25
• 22
• 23

In college, Jacob's saxophone friends glued his face to a Barbie, traveled with it and took photos. What did they call this special doll?

• Lardy's Barbie
• Barbie Lardy
• Mini Lard
• Daddy Lardy

What words will come out of Jacob's mouth when he takes his first bite of cake?